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Always do two things at once: Examples, Hang up your clothes. Clean the bathroom more than any room in the house (that’s the room visitors check out) Spend more money on makeup and hair than cleaning products Treat yourself to disposable dishware occasionally. Don’t park under trees. Unless you have a bottle of Lestoil to remove all the sap and bird poop. Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don’t hang out with people who are reckless with yours. Don’t waste your time on jealously. Sometimes you’re a head, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself. Wear sunscreen. Floss. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Remember, you are not as fat as you imagine. Read the directions before using. Shake too. Cover anything red (in the microwave). Take care of you back and knees. I’d love to know your rules that you live by. Send me one and if I print it I’ll send you a product of your choice. Email me at |